“ If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Bill Cosby
“ George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby
“ Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby
“ It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. Bill Cosby
“ The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. Bill Cosby
“ Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of… Bill Cosby
“ Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' Bill Cosby
“ Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice. Bill Cosby
“ Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Bill Cosby
“ You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
“ Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
“ When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. Bill Cosby
“ I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent. Bill Cosby
