“ It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. P. G. Wodehouse
“ The blighter's manner was so cold and unchummy that I bit the bullet and had a dash at being airy. P. G. Wodehouse
“ She is very wonderful, Bertie. She is not one of these flippant, shallow-minded, modern girls. She is sweetly grave and beautifully earnest. She reminds me of - what is the name I want? P. G. Wodehouse
“ She sometimes takes her little brother for a walk round this way, explained Bingo. I thought we would meet her and bow, and you could see her, you know, and then we would walk on.Of course, I said, th… P. G. Wodehouse
“ I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare - or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad - who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole,… P. G. Wodehouse
“ It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. P. G. Wodehouse
“ Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse
“ Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his tub.' P. G. Wodehouse
“ Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character. P. G. Wodehouse
“ Roderick Spode is the founder of the Saviours of Britain, a fascist organisation better know as the 'Black Shorts'...When you say 'shorts' mean 'shirts', of course.No. By the time Spode formed his ass… P. G. Wodehouse
“ Do you realise that about two hundred of Twing's heftiest are waiting for you outside to chuck you into the pond?No!Absolutely! P. G. Wodehouse
