“ I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go! Jack Benny
“ Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
“ My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never. Jack Benny