“ A strange volume of real life in the daily packet of the postman. Eternal love and instant payment! Douglas Jerrold
“ The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I were a grave-digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. Douglas Jerrold
“ Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time it's ten to one if they hang long together. Douglas Jerrold
“ The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. Douglas Jerrold
“ My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties. Douglas Jerrold
“ Earth is here so kind that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. Douglas Jerrold
“ Australia is so kind that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. Douglas Jerrold
“ Some people's hearts are shrunk in them like dried nuts. You can hear 'em rattle as they walk. Douglas Jerrold
“ A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution " the old one. Douglas Jerrold
