“ Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
“ A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. Bill Watterson
“ You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! Bill Watterson
“ Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson
“ I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Bill Watterson
“ You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. Bill Watterson
“ I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. Bill Watterson
“ Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said Eat your peas.Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out wh… Bill Watterson
