Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said Eat your peas.Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out wh...
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.