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Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said Eat your peas.Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,Cause Barney didn't tell her.There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruelWith every bite for fifty yearshe was sorry he'd been cruel

Bill Watterson

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said Eat your peas.Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out where he'd gone,Cause Barney didn't tell her.There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruelWith every bite for fifty yearshe was sorry he'd been cruel

Tags: calvin and hobbes

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