No man that ever lived, not John Calvin himself, ever asserted either original sin, or justification by faith, in more strong, more clear and express terms, than Arminius has done.
It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!(Institutio III.2.3)
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwoo...
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must...
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin