“ No man that ever lived, not John Calvin himself, ever asserted either original sin, or justification by faith, in more strong, more clear and express terms, than Arminius has done. John Wesley
“ It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!(Institutio III.2.3) John Calvin
“ Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
“ A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. Bill Watterson
“ Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? Bill Watterson
“ Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwoo… Bill Watterson
“ Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must… Bill Watterson
“ Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must… Bill Watterson
“ I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Bill Watterson
“ I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.”Cal barked out… E.J. Stevens