“ With the growth of civilisation in Europe, and with the revival of letters and of science in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries, the ethical and intellectual criticism of theology once more recomm… Thomas Henry Huxley
“ Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
“ Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? Bill Watterson
“ Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwoo… Bill Watterson
“ Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must… Bill Watterson
“ Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must… Bill Watterson
“ I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. Bill Watterson
“ CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins!CALVIN: It says Please be my Valentine. HOBBES: You're Susie's Valentine!CALVIN: I'm not her Valentine just because I go… Bill Watterson
“ A precursor to the Social Darwinists, Hobbes argued from th premise that the primordial human condition was a war fought by each against each, so brutal and incesssant that it was impossible to develo… Rebecca Solnit
“ Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Bill Watterson
“ Calvin: I read this library book you got me.Calvin's Mom: What did you think of it?Calvin: It really made me see things differently. It's given me a lot to think about. Bill Watterson
“ Nature indeed plants the seeds of religion--fear and ignorance kingcraft and priestcraft water and tend it. W.G. Pogson Smith
