“ I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. Bill Watterson
“ Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
“ A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. Bill Watterson
“ You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! Bill Watterson