You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.