A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.