People who have the most birthdays live the longest.
I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always asked to do things and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down.
He's so old his social security number is two digits.
My health is good it's my age that's bad.
For weeks I've been telling him not to buy anything for my birthday and he still forgot to bring me something.
When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied "Red meat and gin."
She was born in the year of our Lord only knows. The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's.
Actually being sixty-five isn't so bad. As a matter of fact I rather like being called a sexagenarian. At this time of life it sounds like flattery.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.
There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure.
Pushing fifty is exercise enough.
As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.