Melvin Helitzer Quotes

Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

Melvin Helitzer

Tags: birthdays, age

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead . . .

Melvin Helitzer

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead . . .

Melvin Helitzer

Tags: openers, introductions

About Author

Melvin Helitzer (October 18, 1924 – April 11, 2009) was a professor in the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University, where he taught sports publicity, promotion and public relations in the university's graduate school of recreation and sports sciences.

I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

Melvin Helitzer

I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

Melvin Helitzer

Tags: openers, introductions

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."

Melvin Helitzer

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."

Melvin Helitzer

Tags: professions, work

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

Melvin Helitzer

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

Melvin Helitzer

Tags: thank, yous, closures