His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
I left home because I was hungry.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clo...
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."
I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.