His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
I left home because I was hungry.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clo...
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.