Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Both scary and down-to-earth, he [John Belushi] once told me, 'I never yell at the staff, only the department heads'.
Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,