A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course,...
…when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable…
Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had peo...
I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it w...
Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.
So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
The auction houses seemed not as dull as their financial counterparts on Wall Street, where parents of daughters imagined glass celings and bottom patting.
I did stand-up comedy for eighteen years.
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on...
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.
What would any man do with a soggy girl who can't assert herself, who has a weak voice, and whose main personality component is helplessness?
LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA: WHY IT'S A BAD TITLEI admit that Love in the time of . . . is a great title, up to a point. You're reading along, you're happy, it's about love. I like the way the word ti...
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
IPhone just synced perfectly with toaster. All is well.
She knows that she needs new friends but introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness.