I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
It's pain that changes our lives.
Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.
There are few takers for the quiet heart.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
IPhone just synced perfectly with toaster. All is well.
I did stand-up comedy for eighteen years.
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course,...
I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it w...
…when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable…
She was feeling her bohemian oats.
Or is it that I think too much?
How many people have never raised their hand before?
Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had peo...
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on...