Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Both scary and down-to-earth, he [John Belushi] once told me, 'I never yell at the staff, only the department heads'.
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing
Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus Be dull and boring and omnipresent