Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly...
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Bleeding for a decadeFor a decade,We bleed like there is no hell but the earthWe bleed like we were born to dare We bleed like there is nothing alive inside.We find a clueAfter a decadeBleeding is jus...
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.