“ Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked)"Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!! Alanah Skye
“ Amphora, he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient… Diana Gabaldon
“ I've found that busting your ass on a daily basis to make your art good, clear, and meaningful creates the most luck. Don Roff
“ Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass. M.F. Moonzajer
“ Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me? John Kennedy Toole
“ Everything is about disclosure.... chemistry... love.... reaction... you can't do anything.......A pain... a biatch... pain the ass... two women... what next? Deyth Banger
“ There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you. Anthony Liccione
“ Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass. William Shakespeare
“ Someday, I’ll gain telepathic powers like every other regular movie ghost and I will go all Freddie Krueger on his bony, little, rat arse!”I rolled my eyes, but kept marching down the street.“Then I’d… Tia Artemis
“ I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. Dave Matthes
“ Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
