Top Ass Quotes

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up...

Ass Definition

(n.) A quadruped of the genus Equus (E. asinus), smaller than the horse, and having a peculiarly harsh bray and long ears. The tame or domestic ass is patient, slow, and sure-footed, and has become the type of obstinacy and stupidity. There are several species of wild asses which are swift-footed.

(n.) A dull, heavy, stupid fellow; a dolt.

Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked)"Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!!

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

The ass is the face of the soul of sex.

Amphora, he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient...

Everything is about disclosure.... chemistry... love.... reaction... you can't do anything.......A pain... a biatch... pain the ass... two women... what next?

My heart can see the ass in you.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

When the world kicks your ass, don't step in line.book: stuff i think about

I've found that busting your ass on a daily basis to make your art good, clear, and meaningful creates the most luck.

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...

Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.