Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).

An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold.

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.