When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.
A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.
The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.
Most people do not want much. All they want is to be envied by most people.
Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.
Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or cremated and/or being forgotten.
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