Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.
Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.
We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.
Most people do not want much. All they want is to be envied by most people.
Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.
The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.
A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.
Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.
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