Top Horny Quotes

They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Horny Definition

(superl.) Having horns or hornlike projections.

(superl.) Composed or made of horn, or of a substance resembling horn; of the nature of horn.

(superl.) Hard; callous.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate...

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a wo...

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

She flew in, all fiery flashing eyes and flushed cheeks, her bosom heaving beneath black wool.She was magnificent.Tell them to let her go! Séraphine ordered him imperiously. Tell them to let her go .S...

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.