“ Since you cannot always carry and display your diploma. Kindly act like you have one. Professionalism. Include that to your dictionary. Joshua De Vera Bautista
“ - Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's… Stefan D
“ Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ If you hate to think, you are not different from some who is peeing on his academic certificates. The goal of education is to help you to think and lead. Israelmore Ayivor
“ No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made before the real lessons sunk in never fade. No matter how high you hang… Tupelo Hassman
“ People who enroll themselves in the schools of pride, eventually graduate with and high degree of fall. Failure employs “prides” scholars. Get rusticated now! Israelmore Ayivor
“ We could never agree about Boogie and I didn't share Miriam's reverence for professors. In fact, just in case I haven't mentioned it before, the pride of my office wall is my framed high-school gradua… Mordecai Richler
