If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
To a misogynist: To err is woman.
Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.
We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.
To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty.
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Do not treat others as you would not like to be treated' frees one from hypocrisy. 'Treat others as you would like to be treated' enslaves one with insincerity.