Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.
Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.
We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.