Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.
Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person.
Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.
School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.
Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.
Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.
An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.
Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
To a misogynist: To err is woman.
The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.