To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.
To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.
Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.
A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.
Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.
To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.
Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.*
Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
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