Janet Evanovich Quotes

You can relax. I am not here to collect on the dealI blinked. You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable.Oh.He smiled. Disappointed?No....

Are we fighting? I asked Morelli.No. Were discussing.Are you sure?Am I yelling? Morelli asked. Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?No.The were not figh...

Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!Sure, Lula said, I know that

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

Connie drove a silver Camry with rosary beads hanging from her rearview mirror and a Smith& Wesson stuck under the seat. No matter whatwent down, Connie was covered.

You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother.I didn't know Moogey Bues, my mother told her. I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.I wouldn't go eit...

I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, I yelled. I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday...

If Mickey Mouse could fly, he'd be Donald Duck.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

[Ranger] How's your mental health? he asked. I heard about Soder.[Stephanie] I'm rattled.I have a cure.Oh, boy.He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. I know what you're thinking, he said. A...

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.

I could help you, I said. Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.

You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills, I said.I just enter. I don't usually break.You broke down Pitch's door.Lost my temper.-Ranger and Stephanie

Maybe it was me, Grandma said.Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.

Do you see that man in the black Porsche? I asked the women.They squinted out at Ranger. Yes, they said.Your partner.He's homeless. He's looking for a place to stay and he might be interested in renti...

[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life ge...

Why do you give me cars?It's fun, Ranger said.And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?You love me?Yes.A sigh inadvertently escaped. We're really screwed up,...

You never want to look in a mirror, Lula said. Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their m...