“ Stephanie had no problem doing what shewas told, just so long as she was given a good reason why sheshould. Derek Landy
“ There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. Janet Evanovich
“ Babe, Ranger said. You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about. That had been true five minutes a… Janet Evanovich
“ Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minut… Janet Evanovich
“ Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed e… Janet Evanovich
“ If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk, I said to Ranger. Not drunk, Ranger said. Just relaxed and naked. Janet Evanovich
“ Joe I said. It's Stephanie.Does this involve death?Not yet.Does this involve sex?Not yet.I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me. Janet Evanovich
“ Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now. She sent me a look of utter disgust and slammed the front door. I was 30-year-old and… Janet Evanovich
“ As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. That's a rocket launcher! Ye… Janet Evanovich
“ I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a rec… Janet Evanovich
“ Are we fighting? I asked Morelli.No. Were discussing.Are you sure?Am I yelling? Morelli asked. Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?No.The were not figh… Janet Evanovich
“ You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake. Morelli said. I'll find you.You are such a cop.Tell me about it. Janet Evanovich
“ Ranger clicked his penlight on. Hang onto me if you can't see. I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. I'm good to go.He was still for a beat. You could have held on… Janet Evanovich
“ I'd tell them that it gets better. That they may not be able to beat death when their time comes, but they can beat death in life. I know it may not be an easy thing to do, but with the right person b… Stephanie Kaleto
“ I know it may not be an easy thing to do, but with the right person by their side, they can conquer anything. Stephanie Kaleto
“ You're not used to early mornings, are you?"He shook his head. "Early mornings were invented by the system to keep the people occupied. But not me. I'm on to them. They're not gonna catch me napping.… Derek Landy
