Vinnie slammed his door shut, and Lula stuck
Um, Emerson? she said. I’ve reached the end of my rope.
Not that I’m aware, Sunshine said.
Turbo Twenty-Three
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life ge...
Why do you give me cars?It's fun, Ranger said.And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you safe is important to me?You love me?Yes.A sigh inadvertently escaped. We're really screwed up,...
Saved by the grandmaRanger
Gravy isn’t a food group. Say what?
Businesses
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.
Morelli was an amazing lover, but Ranger was magic.
I’m short. I have to think tall.
It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who thinks he's a leprechaun, and I'm rescuing a has-been horse. The least you cou...
You never want to look in a mirror, Lula said. Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their m...
Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.
Do it with the bandaged hand, so he had the
You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake. Morelli said. I'll find you.You are such a cop.Tell me about it.
Were really screwed up, aren't we?In a very large way.
I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy
I was hungry, too. I didn’t know what I was