What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
There is a night school where you shall meet great teachers: The sky! When the night falls, the shining stars in the school will teach you how small you are and how comical to own an ego!
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
When a bookworm finally decides to leave the house, perhaps to explore some literary destination in one of her novels, she will be surprised to know that there is a volatile, often antagonistic force...
I've never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once.
It is better to make an irrational noise in a bush than in a desert.
He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful.-It was stupid.