Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice or umpteen times, it's proof she knew Spataro... how shall we put...
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.
When we were little, the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise...
I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good g...
Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.
He that would pun would pick a pocket.