The net of the sleeper catches fish.
While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissin...
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Judas needed the money for a sick friend.
On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Her face was her chaperone.
God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.
Evil spelled backward is live.
Every path has its puddle.
Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.
Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.