All would live long but none would be old.
If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
In the ant's house the dew is a flood.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
As old as the itch.
The net of the sleeper catches fish.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Judas needed the money for a sick friend.
God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.
If I look like this I need the trip.
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