An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
If I look like this I need the trip.
Judas needed the money for a sick friend.
All would live long but none would be old.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.
He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.
As old as the itch.
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
The net of the sleeper catches fish.