Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
If I look like this I need the trip.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.
All would live long but none would be old.
An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.
As old as the itch.
There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.