“ Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
“ When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run. Abraham Lincoln
“ I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. Leo Rosten
“ A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. Peter Ustinov
