“ I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford. Philip Guedalla
“ While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissin… Lyndon B. Johnson
“ On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost). Benjamin R. Smith
“ There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein. Anonymous
“ More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits. John Kirk Nelson
