Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.
Her face was her chaperone.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Only the shallow know themselves.
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.
When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked i...
Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.
India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
Judge Crater - please call your office.
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
We also serve who only punctuate.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.