Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
We also serve who only punctuate.
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked i...
When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.
Only the shallow know themselves.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Judge Crater - please call your office.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.