In the world of mules there are no rules.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
A thick skin is a gift from God.
If I look like this I need the trip.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
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