There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
Include me out.
There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
In the ant's house the dew is a flood.
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
In uplifting get underneath.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.