There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
Include me out.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
In the ant's house the dew is a flood.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
In uplifting get underneath.