A thick skin is a gift from God.
There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
In uplifting get underneath.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
Include me out.
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
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