“ Accepting necessary conflicts for the sake of improving the lives of children is the only fundamental moral crusade that matters. Stefan Molyneux
“ Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. Groucho Marx
“ We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin
“ The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path.'We were just talking about your fr… J.K. Rowling
“ I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. Oscar Wilde
“ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others. Oscar Wilde
“ Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Woody Allen
“ Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me. Katie MacAlister
“ Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her."You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule. Olivia Cunning
