Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.
Accepting necessary conflicts for the sake of improving the lives of children is the only fundamental moral crusade that matters.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path.'We were just talking about your fr...
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.