Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Remember we're all in this alone.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!
We're all in this together ... alone.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Just remember, we're all in this alone.
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be fun...
We're all in this alone.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
We're all in this together - by ourselves.