Lucas took a tentative sip of his coffee. It tasted like an otter had pissed in a tea urn and it had been left to go stale over a prolonged period.
It ought to be an offense to be excruciating and unfunny in circumstances where your audience is almost morally obliged to enthuse.
So Basically I'm the Antichrist , and the whole world is fucked because of me" - Jordon Hanson.
There is nothing we can now call our own, for what we call so is the effect of art; crimes are made by decrees of the senate, or by the votes of the people; and as here-to-fore we are burdened by vice...
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Genius must always have lapses proportionate to its triumphs.
Amy: Pond and her boys . . . my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a peruvian folk band.
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably th...
A halo is a cock ring for the soul.
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.
Where was his knife, upon which he relied? He had cut cheese for their noonday meal, and had packed the knife away with the cheese.Aillas said: 'Sir, before we continue with this matter, may I offer y...
We all shook hands, and the policeman, having retrieved a piece of chewing-gum from the underside of a chair, where he had parked it against a rainy day, went off into a corner and began to contemplat...
They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged.Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed.Somebody put a plant in front of it!
The mice were furious.[...]Oh yes, said the old man mildly.Yes well so I expect were the dogs and cats and duckbilled platypuses, but...Ah, but they hadn't paid for it you see, had they?Look, said Art...
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma...
Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close to her ear and murmured, You look beautiful. Though I bet you already know that. She most certainly...
Peabody pursed her lips. You're really mean today. Yes. Yes, I am. Eve took a deep gulp of hideous air, and smiled. I feel good about that.
Of course I have had to rearrange the text a bit— bugger about with it, as Hébert would say.