If you would feel comfortable going around to someone's house at the end of a long day saying, I'm just going to take my bra off, you know you are intimate friends.
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you? her mother called.No. Tell me this isn’t happening. Quinn rested his forehead against hers. Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, she’s lik...
It's a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.
Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it c...
Of course I have had to rearrange the text a bit— bugger about with it, as Hébert would say.
Psipsina emerged from inside the tunic, and jumped up on the table in order to curl up inside the cap, which had been her favourite resting place ever since she discovered the joys of contortionism; s...
Thorne scoffed. is my middle name. Right after and .Do you even know what you're saying half the time? asked Cinder.
Whenever Elliot Norther’s wife was nervous she baked. With the murder of Harriet Mason, her husband’s close colleague at the Faculty, she had been unable to resist a couple of Victoria sponges. During...
While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.
Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and knock him out of existence
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy they want to be right.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
An Ass put on a Lion's skin and wentAbout the foreset with much merriment,Scaring the foolish beasts by brooks and rocks,Till at last he tried to scare the Fox. But Reynard, hearing from beneath the m...
The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.
It's unwise to pay too much, but it's worse to pay too little. Whenyou pay too much, you lose a little money - that's all. When you paytoo little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing youb...
Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes
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