A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, Help.
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it never in the tongue Of him that makes it.
I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away.
My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses
Do not fall in love.....it means you have to look at someone else.
How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
You ask me why I write. You might as well ask me why I breathe. I need oxygen to feed my body and ink to feed my soul.
I have a face for radio and a voice for writing.
It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress.
What does "poet laureate" mean? Nothing. It means a person with laurel branches twined around his head. Which is not something people do much now.
I'm not stupid... I'm just too lazy to show you the extend of my knowledge!
two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws
I stared in awe at the Lincoln Memorial. If Honest Abe had come to life and somehow managed to lift his bony twenty-three-foot, four-inch frame from his throne, what would he say? What would he do? Wo...
I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand and didn't try to sleep with that person at that party even though you could have. I just need to know that someone out there listens and...
Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!
A brain the size of a pea, cannot achieve what a brain the size of a melon can!!
...trying to predict whether global warming will moderate the next ice age is not only impossible but irrelevant. It doesn't help us get through the next few centuries. And one can only imagine our fu...
When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own accord.
I like you but you mightn't feel the same way about me, and I wouldn't blame you. To save us both from any awkward moments I've figured out an easy way to do this. Nod if you're even slightly interest...
We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry.