And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.
People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves.
If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.
I'm thinking that I shouldn't have filed my nails last night.
A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open.
Life is serious but art is fun!
Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt
You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher.
You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?
What are you boys doing? she asks, as if we’re still little kids messing around.Arguin’, Carlos says matter-of-factly.
Trevor wondered if anyone in the outside world could even guess at the horror of working in the Planning Department
This may be my only chance to see humans before these two are made into fertilizer for Moonwind's rosebushes.
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
The weather had freshened almost to coldness, for the wind was coming more easterly, from the chilly currents between Tristan and the Cape; the sloth was amazed by the change; it shunned the deck and...
Some things were above my pay grade. Actually, there were things that slithered on their bellies that were higher than my pay grade.
On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drink between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.
No one's stopping you, said Jess. But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits.
I said alone!He nodded in agreement. Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.