There! Now we're friends! declared the minx. Say you're sorry about my sister -I am desolated!That's a good boy!
Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.
He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.
For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere).
Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?
And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
A man when he is making up to anybody can be cordial and gallant and full of little attentions and altogether charming. But when a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance.
The total absence of humour from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.
Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle. But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.
New becomes stale and old becomes fresh. The impractical, ageing estate long ago left behind to Singapore's pioneers and their homemade tofu stalls takes on a certain irreverence and originality; an a...
Try me, and you will start LOVING..!!
People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves.
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
You only get one life.Too bad you already made a mess of it.
Unlike Panic! At the Disco, I write sins AND tradgedies.
Dear Rocky,Here I am taking my pencil in my hand to say hello, hoping you are in the best of health, both physically and mentally. As for me, I am fine thanks to Almighty God.The weather in the valley...
...You haven't I suppose ever mixed with politicians at close quarters. They're awful...their stupidity is inhuman.
All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then figure out how in the world one manages to pick out just a few chocolates out of all those very...