Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him. Unfortunately, he lost the laundry bag with your pants.Dang it! Frank Ba...
He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.
I don't ask you - fribble!' snapped his lordship, rounding on him, with the speed of a whiplash. 'You may keep your tongue between your teeth!'Yes, sir - happy to!' uttered Claud, dismayed. 'No wish t...
I said alone!He nodded in agreement. Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.
I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try not to be cruel to foreigners, especially when they're that strung out.
It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing square...
On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drink between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.
Valuable and ingenious he might be, thought Jack, fixing him with his glass, but false he was too, and perjured. He had voluntarily sworn to have no truck with vampires, and here, attached to his boso...
Why can’t people just learn to live together in peace and harmony? said Arthur.Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh.Forty-two! he said with a malicious grin. No, doesn’t work. Never mind.
On peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui.
He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)
People are good because they are good in hiding their bad.
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
i won't be happy until i'm famous like God
I'd like to think...that people in pubs would talk about my poems
pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.
I'm thinking that I shouldn't have filed my nails last night.
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me
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