I have written it before and am not ashamed to write it again. Without Wodehouse I am not sure that I would be a tenth of what I am today -- whatever that may be. In my teenage years, his writings awo...
You know you've reached a new plateau of group mediocrity when even a Canadian is alarmed by your lack of individuality.
When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.
There’s a saying in Hardorn, she continued. ‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears, and annoy the goat.’ I can say without fear of contradiction that t...
There! Now we're friends! declared the minx. Say you're sorry about my sister -I am desolated!That's a good boy!
The Romans always wanted bread and circuses-food and entertainement! As we destroy their city, I will offer them both. Behold, a sample!Someething dropped from the ceiling and landed at Percy's feet:...
I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.
I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?Lillian shot her a withering glance. Daisy, don’t be a pea wit.
He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.
For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere).
And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
The total absence of humour from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, 'Whoo what a ride!
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.
To steel yourself against mangoes showed a degree of iciness that was almost inhuman.
What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato.
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Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.
...You haven't I suppose ever mixed with politicians at close quarters. They're awful...their stupidity is inhuman.