Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.
During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business
I dream of books!
Do not oversleep and miss the school bus-you'll be late.That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school that you still wet your bed.They are sure to tease you, an...
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes
Nothing can be more notorious than the calumnies and invectives with which the wisest measures and most virtuous characters of The United States have been pursued and traduced [By American Newspapers]
pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.
Fish and company start to smell after three days.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is...
That's your solution? Have a cookie?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
You want fantasy? Here's one... There's this species that lives on a planet a few miles above molten rock and a few miles below a vacuum that'd suck the air right out of them. They live in a brief geo...
Why can’t people just learn to live together in peace and harmony? said Arthur.Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh.Forty-two! he said with a malicious grin. No, doesn’t work. Never mind.
Rockabye Baby, in the treetopDont you know a treetopis no safe place to rock?And who put you up there,and your cradle too?Baby,
Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings
Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—I said mostly extinct.Alec jabbed a finger toward him.Mostly extinct, he said, his voice trembling with rage, is NOTEXTINCT ENOUGH.I see, said Jace. I'...