A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open.
All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then figure out how in the world one manages to pick out just a few chocolates out of all those very...
What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over
Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.
I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.
If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?
The harder I work, the luckier I become.
People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves.
I dream of books!
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, 'Whoo what a ride!
The codfish lays ten thousand eggs.The homely hen lays one.Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done.And so we scorn the codfish,while the humble hen we prize,which only goes to show you tha...
What can you do for love?Can you leave a person for love?Can you leave a country for love?I think I wouldn't even leave my couch for love
Comedy is hard work. People expect you to be funny 24/7. So if you're not constantly cracking up your friends, it can hurt you professionally. They may not read your book or come to your show. 'She's...
As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and th...
Can I ask you, what is your relationship to God?Limited, I say. Limited with the exception of spontaneous prayer in times of distress.
Chater: You dare to call me that. I demand satisfaction!Septimus: Mrs Chater demanded satisfaction and now you are demanding satisfaction. I cannot spend my time day and night satisfying the demands o...
Pushing magic toward the candle, I willed it to light. Nothing happened.Irys made a strangled sound and the candle burned. Are you directing your magic to the candle?Yes. Why?You just ordered me to li...
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