“ I hate it that Americans are taught to fear some books and some ideas as though they were diseases. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ You hate America, don't you?' 'That would be as silly as loving it,' I said. 'It's impossible for me to get emotional about it, because real estate doesn't interest me. It's no doubt a great flaw in m… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ In [, Mark Twain] proves to his own grim satisfaction, and to mine as well, that Satan and not God created the planet earth and the damned human race. If you doubt that, read your morning paper. Never… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ The writing style which is most natural for you is bound to echo the speech you heard when a child. English was the novelist Joseph Conrad's third language, and much of that seems piquant in his use o… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ The statue was of a nude woman playing a slide trombone. It was entitles, enigmatically, Evelyn and Her Magic Violin. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ I have never identified with the K in Kafka's works, by the way. Having grown up in a democracy, I have dared to imagine that I know at all times who is really in charge, what is really going on. This… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Moderate giftedness has been made worthless by the printing press and radio and television and satellites and all that. A moderately gifted person who would have been a community treasure a thousand y… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Their beauty was to the beauty of Miss Canal Zone as the glory of the Sun was to the glory of a lightning bug. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." (George Santayana)I've got news for Mr. Santayana: we're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away - even if it's only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaninglessness of… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ One German-American friend of mine, an architectural historian my own age, can be counted on to excoriate Woodrow Wilson after he has had several strong drinks. He goes on to say that it was Wilson wh… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ He has seen his birth and death many times, he says, and pays random visits to all the events in between.He says.Billy is spastic in time, has no control over where he is going next, and the trips are… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Satan," he said, "couldn't undo anything God had done. She could at least try to make existence for His little toys less painful. She could see what He couldn't: To be alive was to be either bored or… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Here is how I propose to end book-banning in this country once and for all: Every candidate for school committee should be hooked up to a lie detector and asked this question: Have you read a book fro… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
