I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in ord...
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Manners are love in a cool climate.
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.
Without an element of vulgarity, no man can be a work of art...I have to try and think what an artist is, apart from a hooligan who cannot live within his income of praise.
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development...
Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds is just so unlikely I can't go along with it.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom.