Caitlin Moran Quotes

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

Caitlin Moran

So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a potato , run away from it - and, an hour later, it's turned into a meal. Try d...

So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a potato , run away from it - and, an hour later, it's turned into a meal. Try d...

Caitlin Moran

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About Author

Catherine Elizabeth Moran ( KAT-lin mə-RAN; born 5 April 1975) is an English journalist, broadcaster, and author at The Times, where she writes two columns a week: one for the Saturday Magazine, and the satirical Friday column "Celebrity Watch".
Moran was named British Press Awards (BPA) Columnist of the Year for 2010, and both BPA Critic of the Year 2011 and Interviewer of the Year 2011. In 2012, she was named Columnist of the Year by the London Press Club, and Culture Commentator at the Comment Awards in 2013.

Caitlin Moran Quotes

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a potato , run away from it - and, an hour later, it's turned into a meal. Try d...

About Author

Friends, we live in a caffeine world. We think in a caffeine way and we live caffeine lives.

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