You are an intriguing combination, half child, half seductress, half angel.I laughed sort and bitterly. That's what all men like to think about women. Little girls they have to take care of--when I kn...
I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize my derriere in wax, and then kiss it goodbye.
In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like a drowning man. The new ones were quite complicated too in that they had more legs than...