The awful part of the writing game is that you can never be sure the stuff is any good.
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?
One loses so many laughs by not laughing at oneself.
Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
Ask the womb of a woman, and say unto her, If thou bring forth children, why dost thou it not together, but one after another? pray her therefore to bring forth ten children at once.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun....
R.I.P.Tom Conlon O'Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.
Walking the plank is a Victorian fiction, and I will not have it on my ship!
Humanity, let us say, is like people packed in an automobile which is traveling downhill without lights at terrific speed and driven by a four-year-old child. The signposts along the way are all marke...
Can I borrow fifty bucks?What?I’m short until payday.You’re short every day.
I was playing Rasputin and what was motivating him was crumpet really, and I was extremely keen on crumpet so I was really rather good as Rasputin. And my next catastrophic failure was Macbeth, who I...
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.
He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.
O Lord that bear rule, even we all are full of impiety. And for our sakes peradventure it is that the floors of the righteous are not filled, because of the sins of them that dwell upon the earth.
Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the bloody penis wander. ~ Heartbreak's A Bitch!
The chicken does not exist only in order to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself, to praise God, and even to suggest ideas to a French dramatist.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.
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