Top Texas Quotes

It would be nice to think that the menacing aspects of North Korea were for display also, that the bombs and reactors were Potemkin showcases or bargaining chips. On the plane from Beijing I met a gro...

Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!! Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero

Texas Definition

(n.) A structure on the hurricane deck of a steamer, containing the pilot house, officers' cabins, etc.

These are tough times for state governments. Huge deficits loom almost everywhere, from California to New York, from New Jersey to Texas.

When a lady accessorizes in here in Texas, she's selecting caliber, not color.

What do the Texans say? All hat, no cattle.

So much of how we see the world is the matter of interpretation. A matter of wishing and hoping rather than really deep-down believing.

As Rachel ran with her 18-month-old son James Pratt, she was knocked down to the ground by a hoe, dragged by her hair, and separated from her child. She found herself taken to the area where her uncle...

Isn't the human body a miracle

Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar.

If you're not creating, you're disintegrating.

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell

At the risk of descending to unscientific generalizations, 90 percent of Texans give the other 10 percent a bad name. -

This land was Mexican once, was Indian always and is.And will be again.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Life is just a big game of Texas hold'em, unexpected things may arise that may suite you or destroy you. You gotta make the best of the cards your dealt, adjust accordingly, and always understand that...

As a Texan, I say ma'm and sir to my age contemporaries and open doors for anyone that I can. This goes for men, too, though it is appreciated when they beat me to it and disappointing when they don't...

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay atten

After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

Was ist das höchste, dass du je beim Münze-werfen verloren hast?

I'm always going to live in Texas. Texas is my home - it'll be my home forever.