Top Self Deprecation Quotes

I should have learned mindfulness, and it’s too late now because it’s no good learning it when you’re already in crisis: you have to start when things are good. But only the very, very oddest would th...

One notorious named Hiwa al-Balkhi, writing in ninth-century Persia, offered two hundred awkward questions to the faithful. He drew upon himself the usual thunderous curses—'may his name be forgotten...

I was a little cross.I ask pardon. If I do get up a little temper I have no sufficient time to keep it up.

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

Every time I move I squash something said Loathesome.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.

Fuck them all. I ought to have that tattooed on my forehead, for all the times I've thought it. Usually I am in transit, speeding in my Jeep until my lungs give out. Today, I'm driving ninety-five dow...

Don't be afraid! We won't make an author of you, while there's an honest trade to be learnt, or brick-making to turn to.