Top Self Deprecation Quotes

Fuck them all. I ought to have that tattooed on my forehead, for all the times I've thought it. Usually I am in transit, speeding in my Jeep until my lungs give out. Today, I'm driving ninety-five dow...

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.

I was a little cross.I ask pardon. If I do get up a little temper I have no sufficient time to keep it up.

Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Every time I move I squash something said Loathesome.

I should have learned mindfulness, and it’s too late now because it’s no good learning it when you’re already in crisis: you have to start when things are good. But only the very, very oddest would th...

Don't be afraid! We won't make an author of you, while there's an honest trade to be learnt, or brick-making to turn to.

One notorious named Hiwa al-Balkhi, writing in ninth-century Persia, offered two hundred awkward questions to the faithful. He drew upon himself the usual thunderous curses—'may his name be forgotten...