Top Humorous Quotes

Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

A smile is the best way to get oneself out of a tight spot, even if it is a fake one. Surprisingly enough, everyone takes it at face value. I read that in a book.""If you keep staring at me, I'll hit...

Humorous Definition

(a.) Moist; humid; watery.

(a.) Subject to be governed by humor or caprice; irregular; capricious; whimsical.

(a.) Full of humor; jocular; exciting laughter; playful; as, a humorous story or author; a humorous aspect.

Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

I said to my friend, "Why do you smoke (cigarettes)?"He replied, "Because I like to put myself on the line for the welfare and safety of others."I astonishingly said, "Sorry, I didn't get your point."...

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Of all the things in the world, I'm particularly amazed at, is the conviction with which the MIND, endorses an Idea, which is phenomenal, as it differentiates the Genius from Mediocre, or not to forge...

Most beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Self-observation is simply the observation of an internal state and an external event. It is pure awareness, which gives one the ability to choose one's actions. Only by having the choice can one perf...

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

. She was beautiful, and her temperament seemed much better than his first wife did. Arman stopped in the middle of the Windsor knot on his tie. Who was he trying to kid, he thought. An enraged rabid...

CAME" - Crownless Ambition Must Emerge - Genereux Philip

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?